Okay, so I've been kind of kidding that the 90's are back, but really, the 90's are back. I had my hair shaved up the sides like that in high school. Now is my chance to wear everything I always wanted to, but wasn't cool enough to pull off as a teenager. Flanel shirts and combat boots here I come, baby! I've missed… » 4/16/14 7:09pm Wednesday 7:09pm

Seriously though, what's the deal with marketing departments?

So, today I found out that the marketing department where I work has implemented a whole bunch of policies with questionable business merit that will make my life, and the lives of everyone who works with me very very difficult (the what and how would be too complicated to explain, let's just say it will affect how… » 4/16/14 6:49pm Wednesday 6:49pm

As with a lot of facebook drama, I think it's just better for your own sanity to let them fight it out among themselves and be generally supportive of the cause (rather than diving into the thick of this particular discussion). Especially if you don't have anything to add beyond echoing what your friend already said. » 4/16/14 4:38pm Wednesday 4:38pm

When I was a kid my mom told me you can't even say the words 'bomb' or 'gun' in the airport, even as a joke, or you'll be arrested. It scared the shit out of me. I'm in my 30's now and I still think about that every time I go to the airport. I would have some sympathy if she had just made a joke to her friends and it… » 4/13/14 12:45pm Sunday 12:45pm

Still, a lot of really weird shit happens in Florida. At least weirder shit seems to happen to me when I'm in Florida than when I'm other places. I mean I've had really weird things happen to/around me other places, but the scale is just different in FL—although, LA might compete. » 4/05/14 6:05pm 4/05/14 6:05pm

I was actually going to hang out with Andrea this weekend while I was on the west coast, but I ended up having a family emergency and had to fly back east immediately (we aren't friends, we were just kind of active on the scene at the same time a long time ago—we were going to catch up). » 4/05/14 5:47pm 4/05/14 5:47pm

I do a solo show so I have complete control of the content. I will often stop the show and wait for the person to finish their conversation. The longer it goes on the funnier/moe awkward it gets when the person finally realizes the entire audience is listening to their conversation. » 4/05/14 6:24am 4/05/14 6:24am

One of my friends is married to a woman who was one of the leads on a long running scifi series. I only met her in the context of working with him, so in my world she's a performer's wife—except that, you know, she's way more famous than either of us will ever be. I hadn't seen the show until recently and it's pretty… » 3/26/14 12:45am 3/26/14 12:45am

Clearly, he's a hack. If you're professional, you do your fucking job on the fucking stage. You don't "practice" in random parking lots. Making people laugh is what you "do"—berating people on the street has nothing to do with being a comedian. Even insult comics need to build a certain level of trust with their audience… » 3/19/14 4:51pm 3/19/14 4:51pm